| 313 |
Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal
Pretending we scored as we don't much
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| 431 |
Dirty Northern B*stards
Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.
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| 832 |
Couldn't Carry Lampard
Fat w*nker
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| 1078 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Funny aimed at the scousers.
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| 1140 |
Christian Dailly
We'd let him 'ave our wives. (ED: The original now copied by many teams with different players)
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| 2103 |
Let's All Do The Barthez
Sang while waving one arm in the air
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| 4247 |
5-3 To The Cockney Boys
Making fun of Man U fans
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| 5724 |
4-3 To The Cockney Boys
Taking the p*ss outta southern Man U fans
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| 10322 |
We Love You Dailly
What do you think of our curly haired Scotsman.
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| 10973 |
Have you eaten all your mates?
Sung to fat Fulham fan who was surrounded by empty seats
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| 11178 |
One Man Went To S*ag
When we next play City. to the tune of 1 man went to mow...
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| 11226 |
W*nky W*nky Wanderers
Having a go at Bolton yesterday
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| 12575 |
Your Suit's from Mothercare
Sang to Sammy Lee
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| 12954 |
We Can See You Holding Hands
West Ham fans chanted this to the Brighton fans (to the tune of the classic '"We can see you sneaking out'")...
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| 13178 |
That's Zamora
To the song "that's amore"
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| 13469 |
Vera's Dead
West Ham fans away at Man City following the death of the character Vera Duckworth in Coronation Street.
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| 13550 |
You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy
Sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at home when we stuffed Charlton 3-1!!
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| 13818 |
We All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil'S
Great song for are former hero Johnny Pantsil.
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We're S**t And We're Beating You
Sang it against Man U and Spurs
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| 15365 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net?
Just reminding Arsenal about there defence.
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