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689 My Old Man

Not the brightest bloke in the world (Ed: Better audio just added)

Song Lyrics

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b*llocks you're a c*nt,
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
Full lyrics

With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now...
(repeated)

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liverpool + man city + arsenal + bristol rovers r all a pile of s*it ! atleast when we play u apart bristol rovers, we actully chants when we r at ur ground that just shows how we care about man utd!!! banorock Manchester United Fri 15 Apr '11  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
We all no united have got the top firm so stop chatting s*it!!!! We'll do what we want we'll do what we want coz were man united we'll do what we want Percey.longprong Mon 7 Feb '11  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
ferguson barmy army !! banorock Manchester United Sat 22 Jan '11  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
who the f**k r man united who the f**k r man united who the f**k r man united who the f**k r man united man united f**k off home declanwelch Sunderland Fri 1 Oct '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
stolen off villa. think of your own chants you pikey manc b*stards. robinluisperrin Aston Villa Sat 14 Aug '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
MY OLD MAN SAID BE A United FAN! .. JOG ON PAL ... BLUE MOON YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE.

&& United Fans Carnt Fight Proper they have to use knifes and CRAP like that .
kawasaki_queen_jade Manchester City Sun 6 Jun '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
cmon city! decolol Mon 10 May '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
most united fans havnt bin a match becoz there to many fans to fit us all in d*ckedddsss!!! leanne_woolley_3 Manchester United Thu 8 Apr '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
MCFC <3 TILL I DIE jadebaconxo Manchester City Mon 29 Mar '10  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
it's You ... We Are Love United ... ReyhanKhatamie Manchester United Sun 13 May '12  ·  Flag  ·  Reply
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