Rumoured that whilst at Dundee he sh*t in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe (he'd left a very expensive pair outside his room to be cleaned).
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He's white, he's blue,
He S**t in Stainrod's shoe,
Ian McCall, Ian McCall...