(Tune: Show Me The Way To Go Home)
Show me the way to Plough Lane,
I'm tired and I want to go home.
I had a football ground twenty years ago,
And I want one of my own.
Wheeeeeeeeeeen ever I may roam,
To Selhurst Park again (f***ing dump!),
You will always hear me singing this song,
Show me the way to Plough Lane...
Submitted by jon5